How to Give Yourself an Eyeball Papercut

yes, you read that right

*Note: Do this while at work for maximum effect. Also, if you wear glasses, remove. If you wear contacts, stop reading.

First, hold the piece of paper at just the correct angle so the corner of the paper is aimed directly at your face. Mainly towards your eyes.

Next, swing it between two fingers with exact precision.

Third….Fling! Right towards your eyebal…